Yes, it seems too good to be true.
Well, guess what?! It IS!!
That’s right. Your old tat (or, you could say, my old tat) is just about as worthless to everyone else as it is to me. I’ve spent ages on ebay and sold almost nothing. And what I have sold, I sold for 99p.
Give to charity instead, that’s what I should have done! Pah!